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the-villain-is-the-catalyst:

20julz13:

IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”

you’ve brought great shame on our family

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alligatorannihilator: 1. If you can’t take your boyfriend...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:41:42 -0600

alligatorannihilator:

1. If you can’t take your boyfriend making fun of you then you have SERIOUSLY low self esteem. I mean, I have really low self esteem too and my boyfriend knows that and makes fun of me all the time. It’s part of a healthy relationship to be able to make fun of each other and know you’re always kidding and not to take it seriously.

2. If you’re dating someone that uses sarcasm as a second language and you don’t like sarcasm why the FUCK are you dating a sarcastic mother fucker? I mean come on. Sarcasm is #1 funniest form of humor.

3. This I agree with - but what a lot of girls call flirting is just talking to them. I don’t know cause Ryan never talks to other girls.

4. Okay this one makes sense

5. Sometimes you make promises and something comes up. If it is a reasonable excuse don’t get your panties all up in a bunch cause shit happens.

6. Everyone says I love you when they don’t mean it. Especially teenagers, I mean I thought I was in love with my ex too but now I realize that wasn’t love. So this is dumb cause half of us (including myself in this) don’t even know what real love is.

7. Everyone lies! If you’re dating someone that is a compulsive liar and lies about eveeerryyythinggg that sucks for you - why are you dating a shitty liar anyways? Hold yourself higher than that.

8. Guys do this to not hurt your feelings. It’s your own fault if you’re asking your boyfriend if you think another girl is hot or pretty. OBVIOUSLY he is going to lie about thinking that so that he doesn’t hurt your feelings. It’s fucking natural to look at other people we are only human. Just cause he looks doesn’t mean he’s gonna go fuck them. I look at guys all the time it’s natural. If you can’t accept that then maybe you shouldn’t be in a relationship.

9. Girls pressure guys ALL the time. Maybe not about sex or anything. But most girls pressure their guys into watching shitty romantic movies or going to see The Vow or other garbage like that. Besides, if you’re with a guy that is constantly asking for sex when you’re not ready and he gets pissed about it why the fuck are you dating such a dick? COME ON.

10. Really? Can’t even say they are nice? REALLY? That’s fucking stupid. I mean, saying that you think another girl is hot out of nowhere that’s a party foul. But to say another girl is nice and you get all pissed off about it? That’s just saaad ha.

11. This depends on the context.

12. This also depends on the context but say if your boyfriend is out with friends he has every right to tell them whatever he wants. Say if my boyfriend was calling me a crazy bitch to his friends I mean I wouldn’t be happy about it and I would call him an asshole to mine but that’s his decision. We women are usually crazy bitches anyways so relax.

13. If he’s joking around then that sounds alright with me. I call my boyfriend a dick all the time around anyone but they all know I’m kidding and saying it with love.

14. I think it’s natural for people to turn things around on each other. I mean Ryan could get mad at me for anything and I would find a way to make it into his fault just as a natural reaction.

15. This is just stupid. Most of the time guys have NO FUCKING CLUE what they did to make us mad. They are clueless ladies - they don’t just sit there over analyzing everything we do just as we do to them. Usually they aren’t trying to piss us off we are just so fucking temper mental that ONE little look or stupid sentence will set us off the edge. They are asking because they really have no clue because they don’t read into things as much as we do.

16. I think in a relationship you should be able to joke about anything. I jokingly kick my boyfriend out of the house, out of our bed, I yell that we’re breaking up if he calls me a bitch or something but it’s all in good fun. But then again, we are both sarcastic assholes..

17. GIRLS COME ON. 90% of the time we are overreacting. I mean I’ve cried over spilling a glass of orange juice- granted it was the last glass but still I was overreacting. Nearly every day I get all worked up about something that doesn’t mean shit all. It’s usually a bad idea to tell girls they are overreacting but if you have a straight up, tell it like it is, boyfriend then yes. He will tell you and you shouldn’t freak out about it because it’s soo true.

18. If you don’t let your boyfriend go out and do whatever the fuck he wants then that sucks. You can’t tell them they can’t go places or do things. I am a jealous mother fucker and I don’t like girls talking, looking or thinking about my man. But when he goes out with his friends usually they just get drunk together and if he’s worth dating then you should trust him to make good decisions. I’m not saying it’s stupid to be worried because I trust Ryan 100% and I always worry he’s going to meet someone better than me. But don’t go all crazy bitch on your man for wanting to go out for a few drinks.

19. Everyone makes excuses for everything. Besides, if he screwed up and is ‘making excuses’ they could be true and a good reason for doing whatever he did.

20. This is the WHOLE reason I made this little post thing, other than that I was bored. If you seriously don’t want your guy to talk to you when you are mad that is the STUPIDEST THING EVER! I mean, how are you going to sustain this relationship if you can’t even talk to each other when your pissed off? What if you just stay mad forever and never talk again. Sounds like a good, healthy relationship to me. Ladies, we just need to calm the fuck down and stop being such crazy bitches. Men, you just need to be as careful as possible to not rock the boat.

There is some relationship advice by me. I was bored.

Hahahah fuck I love you.
And every single one of these was like, “don’t do that anything that men naturally do or we’ll be fucking PISSED”

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thecomagirl: Dita is oh so lovely.

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thecomagirl:

Dita is oh so lovely.

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lie to me and say extraordinary fades.

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thecomagirl: Dita is oh so lovely.

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